Botched Botany: Local Man with No Culinary or Horticulture Experience Fails to Grow Unique Plant
[ 3 Comments ] Posted by Terry Klytar on 06.23.08 under Culinary Horticulture, Terry's Posts, Uncategorized
Many American families have turned to hybrid automobiles to cut down on surging gas costs. Others have had to relocate or postpone summer vacations, look for employment closer to home or rely on carpooling or public transportation. In some way or another, a great majority of Americans have had to make adjustments to how they go about their lives as the rising price of fuel continues to offer no mercy. For Leroy D’Jackson it meant making a full blown attempt at growing what he could no longer afford to drive to get…chicken wings.
A native resident of the small hard-working industrial community of
“ I’d be driving some 20 long miles each way to get me some wings, sometimes 2 or 3 times a day. I eat a lot of chicken wings, but I cant afford no gas to get me my wings. If it aint barbeque then its got to be buffalo sauce and if it aint buffalo sauce then its got to be barbeque sauce.”
A palate only tolerant of barbeque or buffalo styled wings from a select number of area restaurants presented Mr D’Jackson with a rather confined set of growing criterion to which he claims was a great advantage in the early stages of planning his chicken wing plant.
“Since I know what kind of wings I want my plant to grow, I send my brother Bodeen off to fetch me a few dozen wings of barbeque and buffalo sauce from Fat Chubby’s and I walked around over to Tru-Value and got me some plant seeds. Before I buried the wings I microwaved them to get them real hot and then put some plant seeds into the chicken wing. I buried them real good in my front yard.”
Mr D’Jackson patiently cared for his “seedlings” almost weekly, splitting time between his search for employment. Neighbors in the area added Leroy could often be seen out in the front yard spraying the ground with what appeared to be a homemade formula of barbeque and buffalo sauces from an old windex bottle.
After several weeks Mr D’Jackson still found himself reluctantly making the 20+ mile trek to one of his wing spots as results to his chicken wing plant project started hinting at signs of lackluster production. As a man with a solid grasp on ethics and differentiating business and personal expenses, Mr D’Jackson’s trips to “get me some more wings” steadily began to replace the drives to “get me some more wings for my chicken wing plant”. It seemed Leroy D’Jackson was prepared to say goodbye to his chicken wing plant ranch.
On a return trip out to the home this past weekend I had a chance to catch up with the one-time culinary horticulturist.
Perhaps the abnormally dry spring weather was to blame for the 0% yield success rate?
“ Go fuck yo’self.”
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[ 1 Comment ] Posted by Terry Klytar on 06.09.08 under Pizza, Terry's Posts
As I watched the hoards of Town and Country mini-vans, Cadillacs and other old-balls cars carry several local groups of consistently over-aging seniors into their desired dinning hot spots, it felt like any other Sunday night, at 430pm, in this particular part of the country.
Right in the middle of this longstanding chain restaurant’s single dining room was a loud, obnoxious extended family of Mexicans, all casually exercising their own ability to be ass-holishly annoying to any non-related Hut patrons. The mother and father sat quietly as if tending to an explosive litter of Canadian geese that all seemed to grow up rather abruptly and at different intervals, with probably an assumed fatal lose here and there along the way. In a moment of heroics one of the many in a strong outing of high school girl Hut employees carefully wedged the bill for this family’s event of the month between several cups of drained beverages and a concoction of pizza grease, garlic sauce, mound of leftover bread-sticks and pizza remains that 3-4 of the Mexican boys seemed to enjoy putting together.
“Thank God they are leaving, “ I whispered to myself as the bill settled away from the girl Hut employees hand that understood our misery of dinning with an absurdly large and rowdy extended family of Mexicans. But either by force of evil gravity or complete carelessness for the less senior members at the table, I witnessed first by sound then by sight the dropping of an infant to the floor.
At first, the 6 month or so old infant didn’t seem to care or notice the sudden positional change from the parallel positioning atop the chair to the perpendicular angle of the head meeting the floor, sort of like he had been through this before. I was waiting for the delayed tantrum, but it really did end up being nothing more than a sparkler in the daytime. Little did I know experience really was to be credited for such poise and control.
Confusion then broke out as many of the patrons did not seem to understand the poorly worded Spanish phrases the mother was capable of coming up with at short notice after witnessing her baby fall right onto the traditional fast-food 1980’s style multiple brown colored floor tile (traditional of McDonalds bathrooms and the area surrounding former Wendy’s buffets) Her distress screams could be categorized something like shrieking high pitched song lyrics you might hear on a Spanish version of a scary Halloween sounds tape.
“Holy shit!,” the teen manager Tammy mumbled as she cocked her head back towards the scene while dishing out a piece of stuffed crust to my plate.
“What the Fuck” I witnessed a senior citizen sitting in a 10-person booth word to himself.
“Hes ok, hes ok, this has happened before,” the assumed father noted to both his family and all the stranger Hut patrons now completely glued to the cranial region of this little Mexican baby.
Oh.
And like that, there it was…the reassurance that this has all fortunately happened before.
phphhwwwwffffiiffffwwweeeeehhhyyyy aaahhh
[ Post Comment ] Posted by Terry Klytar on 02.12.08 under Newports, Terry's Posts
Well, “alone time” was not what i really had in mind.
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Is the pumpkin gay now too?
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“I cant believe i intially told you i didnt want to spend the whole day in the back of your uncles pickup truck with a bunch of watermelons all over my nuts. What other spherical fruit/driving combinations could we do?”
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“I bet the news that i contracted Hepatitis from their maid and gave it to both of them will get rid of those retarded gasping noises their making right now. Shit, my boner is going to hit this tube akwardly, isnt it.”
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…So, is it the finger in her ass or this stupid fucking bunny hill thats making her scream?? Oh shit, im sorry Brenda, that was supposed to be a shocker just for Kelly, but i didnt realize your assholes were in such close proximity to eachother…
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“It was a good competitive match Gregory, I do concur, but I do feel, and this is just me, that our opposition has a slight edge in their continual altering of the size of the weekly game ball provided. ”
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The three openly agreed that killing her before setting her on fire helped reduce those awkward facial expressions the camera most certainly would have picked up on her face should she have been kept alive through the burning process.
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[ Post Comment ] Posted by Terry Klytar on 11.30.07 under Drinking, Music, Terry's Posts
99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer
take one down and pass it around
but you didnt go to Container Store to build your custom shelving so as you carefully removed the “99th” bottle of beer, the weakly bracketed wood shelving collapsed and with it came all 98 remaining bottles of beer that were on such wall, leaving you with one rather aggressively sought after bottle of beer in your hand.
one bottle of aggressively sought after beer in your hand, aggressively sought after beer
take a sip, put in a dip
11- 1 ounce sips of beer left in your hand
11-1 ounce sips of beer in your hand, 11 sips of beer
take a sip, do a back flip
10-1 ounce sips of beer in your hand.
10-1 ounce guzzles of beer in your hand, 10 guzzles of beer
have her put on a muzzle, do a 3-D puzzle
9-1 ounce guzzles of beer in your hand.
9-1 ounce swigs of beer in your hand, 9 swigs of beer
book a gig, pull the trig,
8-1 ounce swigs of beer in your hand
8-1 ounce chugs of beer in your hand, 8 chugs of beer
smoke a nug, take a chug
7-1 ounce chugs of beer in your hand
7-1 ounce “trys” of beer in your hand, 7 “trys” of beer
I cant deny it, i want to “try” it
6-1 ounce “trys” of beer in your hand
6-1 ounce throw backs of beer in your hand, 6 throw backs of beer,
blow jobs in cadillacs, thumb tacks and ball sacks
5-1 ounce throwbacks of beer in your hand
5-1 ounce titty-o-ramas of beer in your hand, 5- titty-o-ramas of beer,
gram ‘em and get giddy my what nice titty, in my pajama im looking to slamma
4-1 ounce titty-o-ramas of beer in your hand
4-1 ounce enlarged vagina protrusions of beer in your hand, 4 EVP’s of beer
pardon the intrusion, im drunk with confusion
3-1 ounce enlarged vagina protrusions of beer in your hand
3-1 ounce “did she have the cap on when she shoved my beer with 3 ounces left up her twat” of beer in your hand, 3 twat covered ounces of beer
dont be a wussy, put your face in her pussy, theres beer in dem bots so call in the swat
2-1 ounce “did she have the cap on when she shoved my beer with 3 ounces left up her twat” of beer in your hand
2-1 ounce im drunk and want nachos and how did this bottle become a can and lets drive to vegas and pick up a bunch of drugs and prostitutes of beer in your hand, 2 Vegas nacho drunk and druggie prositutes of beer
snort it, contort it, play with your blubber and open that rubber
1-1 ounce im drunk and want nachos and how did this bottle become a can and lets drive to vegas and pick up a bunch of drugs and prostitutes of beer in your hand
1-1 ounce this is an ass sip. ass sips dont get songs.
Can I get a Receipt?
[ 3 Comments ] Posted by Terry Klytar on 11.27.07 under Holidays, Terry's Posts, Van Shopping, services
There are a lot of annoying mother fuckers out there.
Why fight the crowd?
I tried going to a mall once in December of ‘02 and after waiting about 9 minutes for some dude who looked like he just had a splendid time blowing some 11 year old to move his car from the only open spot in all of Minnesota, I wanted to just take that bright and shinny fuckers tinsel and tie him to the back of his mini-van and drag him around the parking lot and spread his Christmas joy. There is a better way to shop. If you happen to be an American like me who doesn’t like half naked fags spraying cologne on you when you pass them by or you just like your dairy in the form of cheese and not banana and crème flavored hydrogenated deer shit pellets served with a spork, I recommend acquiring the necessary items for the gift-giving season without going to a mall or any form of strip without the word club. It’s called Van shopping. And for those of you who just had your first Red Dog or
very approachable two-person van. Typical to lotions and addresses of rapists.
Products
Ill take the red rectangular one!
Drugs- Smoke it, snort it, shoot it, swallow it and wrap it in newspaper and gift it. Injections into your vein- present it with a candy cane. You suppose a suppository would make an awkward gift? Don’t be such an ass and present it with class. Theres another van out there for the glove and lube, just don’t wrap that syringe in the same box as the sledding tube. Put the X back in X-mas and make her jolly with some molly. This is the stereotype van product were talking here and you can simply do some stocking stuffers or take care of the whole family. If the drug exists, there is a van somewhere selling.
Don’t be alarmed- if your unsure what to look for in the driver, match the most extreme long-term symptoms of the drug(s) being offered to any symptoms the driver might be displaying. (i.e. this man appears to have small testicles and a large head, therefore continuing to purchase this “gym candy” is safe.)
Be alarmed- (i.e. this man appears to have small testicles and a large head, therefore continuing to purchase this stolen bathtub full of crystal meth and blow will probably get me into trouble. Kindly wave and proceed to next van.
Obvious Drug Van Identification- white/unmarked. Bonus notes: Rusting along the rims indicates high distance trafficking and a sure sign of the best local option for the drug being sought after.
in-van-tory
Alcohol- I get and give all of my beer and liquor from a reputable local van hot spot. If you have ever shared a brewski with me, your one step closer to being a seasoned van shopper than you even knew. Areas to target- parking lots adjacent to liquor stores in towns of less than 1,000 people and no major roads. Van Description- white/unmarked with visible evidence of liquor store label being sanded down and sprayed over with un-matching color in a case of the van driver having “used to work there, stole the van, and now has an inside source in the same store van was stolen from to provide stolen liquor for van inventory.”
Perhaps a Van Trap? Good fucking call.
Traps to look for- Newer unmarked refrigerated vans in busy highly populated liquor store parking lots with satellite communication devices are and will always be federal alcohol van sting operations. A refrigerated van is nice for a cold beer, but that’s the fucking point.
Dont be fooled, they are not supposed to look like this
Weapons/Ammo-
Look for bullet holes on the van protruding from the inside and don’t get shot. Its best that you visit a weapons and ammo van to equip yourself with weapons and ammo before ever approaching a weapons and ammo van, but that’s really fucked up, so I suggest visiting the Drug van, followed by the alcohol van followed by the stolen asian goods van for a fortune cookie and praying to fuck you say the right thing when you approach these typically all black, multiple passenger dealers in arms.
Sound- the quality of the sound need not matter, because any purchase relating to sound (speakers, amps, bose knock-offs, headphones etc.) falls in the category of re-vanning* Areas to target: Chain thrift-store parking lot exits and southern states frontage roads. Van Description: Black/unmarked, driver w/ passenger.
*Do not buy any sound producing items unless you have your own van. You will be re-selling such items from your own van immediately after purchase. The selling of sound from a van is comparable to a pyramid business scheme. Undoubtedly, the purchase of sound will fail to work in every way as all these products are made in Mexico by Mexicans of the lowest possible level of intelligence who were probably at one time working in the vans that sold meth(and trialed one too many times) But if you play your cards right and use the pay 900% less than asking price negotiation tactic, then you will be equipped to re-sell such product at a profit to provide you with better financial resources to van-shop
Van made and filled with Asians.
The Grab Bag The van is an extreme Japanese custom vehicle. The manufacturing and distribution are all contained in the van, as is a typical employee base of 9-15 asian workers. So don’t be surprised to see an asian kereokee bar suddenly come to life after one of these van crew shows up an deposits themselves onto the scene after a hard days work. The products range from disappearing schezwan sauce to double use condoms and the prices are next to nothing. You can try to wheel and deal with these non-english speaking vasian workers, but your best bet is to approach one of these flashy rides at a long stop light, throw a few coins through the passenger window and be ready to receive whatever they have to offer.
Candy No, just kidding. These are molesters
At least the CANDY tasted good.
Services
Sex in a van
Sex/Sexual Services – A lot of these same services are offered on craig’s list (see CLH) but when your looking for a mobile rig to get off in, no better place than getting extended in the back of a van.
Areas to avoid- poorly maintained or unpaved roads…Blow jobs on farm roads are not as Home and Country as you think they are, I have physical proof of one such encounter.
A Special 2 for 1- The Perfect Couples Romance- People in malls buying crap are so caught up in making the holidays about buying products, they forget there are a lot services that suffice as great gifts. One such service is what I call Transex. (fucking and trucking, but in a van) Not only do you get to fuck, but your gonna get somewhere. I Fucked my way to
My Favorite- The Vangina. Can be flagged for a lift and a quickie. Trolls around cave museum gift shops.
Youll know a hit-man-van when you see one
Hit-man- I cant tell you how helpful a quick drive to most AA meeting spots and Union hall parking lots have helped get my girlfriends to shut up about their now dead ex- boyfriends.
General Warnings- Don’t disclose this specific van service to anyone you plan on just boning a few times and hitting the road.
E-bay Listing Assistance- Who the fuck gives a fucking shit. But I did come across one once near a neighborhood sexual predators identification meeting.
Explanations
Driver (alone) – Driver is selling a less controversial or more dependable product that typically will not result in aggressive confrontation from buyer when buyer gets home and realizes product doesn’t work or is not as described and gets back in his car to hunt down van at spot of transaction. For the seasoned van shopper such as myself, the solo driver can also be a marketing ploy to suggest the quality of product or service is high when in fact the driver should be driving with faulty-product-passenger-reinforcement.
Would you trust these fucks?
Driver (with passenger) A. Driver is selling a controversial or faulty product that typically will result in aggressive confrontation from buyer-to-driver when buyer gets home and realizes product doesn’t work or is not as described and gets back in his car to hunt down van and dealer at or near spot of transaction. The extra passenger in this case is for reinforcement purposes and is armed. B. Passenger(s) is the service such as a van-sex operation, voyeur-van, fuck ‘n suck etc.
3 Additional Tips for Van Shopping
1. Don’t get in the van unless your are going to fuck or get blown by something or be fucked by something in it. Pleasure and travel purposes combined allow you to enter a van.
solid approach
2.Approach vans from inside a car, preferably at a slow moving speed. Converse and negotiate between van driver or passenger of van from within respective vehicles.
3. Yellow vans don’t sell pussy, they sell cardboard box openers.
HAPPY VAN SHOPPING!
What did i say?! No Refrigerators!
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Mrs Butterworth, Betty Crocker and the Raisin godess
[ Post Comment ] Posted by Terry Klytar on 10.10.07 under Terry's Posts
How could i get Betty Crocker to remember me before shes dead? In her will; by gifting me the most lavish prize crocker points could ever get anyone? Or is letting me spend 1 night in the fantasy land of B crockers snatch ahhh hmm
How do I remind Mrs Butterworth what a sticky situation she puts me in all the time? Every time i pump her on my waffles or cinnamon toast sticks…Do i just increase my pancake intake and forget about the rest or do i call up the questionable milado for a late night snack of whatever falls below her nutritional value and calories per serving?
And As the Sun Maid Mrs Raisin just as di-vine as she is, I go for her box; we can rendezvous and speak anatomy; But it all stems from me knowing she is un-grapeful as mine is a raisin.
But ultimately, after Mrs Butterworths gateway fuck into Auntie Jemima, which is nice….
I still cant stem away from celebrating what modern cosmetic surgery can do to an old prune.
Craigs List Hooked ‘er
[ 5 Comments ] Posted by Terry Klytar on 08.23.07 under Terry's Posts, craigs list, services
The pride of Wautoma is both a Supper Club called Silvercryst and their unspoken abundance of Craigs List Hookers . Also shown is the classic escort rendezvous point in wamsutter while the nickname for Craigs List Hookers in Council Bluffs happens to be a “Council Bluff”
You can go to any major cities craigs list hub, such as Wamsutter, Wyoming, Council Bluffs, Iowa or Wautoma, Wisconsin and one type of posting will be as consistently abundant in every town about as much as the number of hotties you could target and nail at any truck stop arcade or the number of 30 year old pc gamer journalist virgins in downtown San Fran… what im saying is youll find ALOT. I will get to the posts im referring to but I would first like to clear up something about Dicky’s last post about putting down the weed- First off, coming from a guy who probably thinks my bong is a sex toy and that rubbers are just funny tasting baloons, its hard to take anything serious from a guy who knows as much about the real stuff in life as a captive new born hienna with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. I will get to the point and make it simple- Smoke em if you got em. Now let me smoke this J before I move a head…
Okay, Craigs List Hookers are on the prowl and are beautiful. They are full of life and carry an unrivaled level of self confidence and positive energy in themselves that transfers to anything that penetrates one. Aside from their sheer abundance in every significant city, my sexual organ has about as many fresh opportunities on any one craigs list hooker as my car has working windows (3, as of the March ‘05 incident I will refer to as “the rock and a piece of shit scratch off loto vendor in downtown Little Rock” ). If your lucky, as my broken window gets fixed and presents another opportunity to roll it down on a fast stretch of highway and breath a little, you may come across a CLH (craigs list hooker) with more than “3 working windows.” So, that brings up a double positive. We not only have a variety of places to find CLHs but we have a variety of places to put it in any one of them. So Have A PARTY- Invite your friends over and split the bill. Another benefit if you find the girl with the right benefits package that allows for a co-dependent
GO On A VACATION- Ever been to the top of the Eiffel tower with your good friend and given him a good high five? CLH. Ever been to Asia and fortified yourself between the depths of the Great Walls of China ?(Beverly Kim in Sarasota, look her up and tell her The Klyt sent you)
Animal Magnetism at Play
Ill give you a true story…So im all the over the place up in Bismarck, ND
and cant control my natural and exhilarating urges to want to inject myself right into the culture of the great Northern Plains. I pull into a La Quinta (and later pull out of a Ms Quinta) and use their free lobby wi fi and locate the nearest bank of CLHs. (Happens to be a hefty selection right here in Bismark). I call one up that i do a little read up on and she is over to La Quinta sharing some vanilla diet coke and ronrico rum and before we know it weve invented 13 new positions just a notch over the 3 hour mark and then suddenly find ourselves taking notes on the home shopping network for a nifty collection of anti streaking glass solvents we both happen to be oddly and simialry in love with. Your wondering now, did i buy the solvents- I sure did, one case for me and one for my beautiful mistress of the cool midnight air of southern downtown bismarck north dakota on that harmonious November 29th evening.
my memory allowed me to draw what i could remember “Ms Bismarck” on some La Quinta note paper shortly after intercourse while i was taking a crap in the hotel lobby.
There is no climactic ending here, because you only design your own ending when you want it to be right there in sight, and Terry Klytar has a few more cities hes never been to and a couple more CLHs he needs to check in with.
whats that you say? I can find HER on Craigs List?!
So before you excuse yourself to go on your own trip to Pump Town and Depth Row, take a look at some of the current postings from ladies(for the most part) from around our great nation that are waiting for your sleuthing. For Clarification, I have referred to a common group of people that include individuals and social themes such as escorts, call girls, sex dates, pussy eating sessionsers, drink and fucks, movie and analers, bi-curiousosas, bust-downs, shallow suckers, casual encounters w/ sex, fuck me nows, not for romance-just for fuckings, horny hotties, sluts for sale, girl looking for punishers etc as hookers in this post. As long as sex is included and youll be sticking it in a women, regardless of what or who else is in the room, with or without a price tag- than we shall leave things simple and all agree to understand that hooker is a tag for it all. But please dont confuse a craigs list hooker with just a plain date or missed connection or long-term relationship or just for drinks, dinner and a movie, friendship or anyone “seeking” anything beyond sinking the sub. This is short term investing, were not in ‘er for the long haul.
Fuck and Truck
-Female trucker looking for Male with CDL, Class A “air brakes” and Hazmat cert to take over the wheel and let me get on your handle with some interstate oral on lengthy spud route from Idaho to Wisco. Will go 50/50 on all interstate tolls.
Arcade Operator looking for “Space Invader”
Pump some credit into my machines, $20 gets you 4 plays, $100 gets you access to the whole arcade.
2-4 players welcome
Titties in your faces!!! FMF
looking for the M to our FMF threesome. 2 sets of big ass titties and a trampoline await. $500 for the night, sorry no sleep overs. Email Char and Coco Butter.
Gentle Sexer not for this Met-rx Flexer
Professional female body builder with great tan looking to build on nothing more than 3 minutes of me pounding you until your dick falls off.
Tea Bagger looking for some celestial seasoning
We will consume an assortment of entirely organic fruits, nuts and vegetables to ensure that any bodily fluids that exit the body during intercourse, fellatio and cunnilingus will taste of purely natural and non-chemical/artificial based substances. Payment and drop off for my services can be made in front of Whole Foods
Lonely Off-shore Oil Refiner looking for a skilled male 69′er.
Cum with helicopter, leave with a slick dick. No need to grease these oil workers palms, will work down the shaft for good company and a few hours off the rig.
Ugly Balding Fat Chick with terminal illness needs a gun that shoots blanks
Locked and Loaded not for me, but if you have no self esteem, are blind or find yourself in Study Butte, Texas and wondered what screwing 50 pound flaps and folds feels like in 110 degree heat and 95% humidity, look up blimp rentals in the yellow pages and ask for Dawn.
your canvas awaits you at http://chicago.craigslist.org/cgi-bin/personals.cgi?category=ers
Malibu’s Most Wanted
[ 2 Comments ] Posted by Terry Klytar on 08.16.07 under Drinking, Terry's Posts, sports
Long time friend of mine Malibu recently had a little run in with a pair of size 11 and 1/2’s straight to the stomach. He failed to mention that those drinks he was putting down during his recovery process were High Life Lites, Malibu was always a HLL guy. In case any of you were trying to get a hold of me last night on my pager, i was over in Gary eating a steak at the river boat and playing some video keno.
My friend was drinking some Mai Tais down at Universal Studios Hollywood and sent me back a copy of Malibus incident.
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[ 3 Comments ] Posted by Terry Klytar on 08.15.07 under Newports, Terry's Posts
Getting drunk on high life and smoking Newports and going off into the woods for some recreational archery target practice with your fellow Newport smoking “companion.”
Get your hand off my girls tit Dale!
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[ 3 Comments ] Posted by Terry Klytar on 08.08.07 under Physical Fitness, Terry's Posts
FYI Whit, in response to your portillos addiction, yeah i said addiction… When i did some research after my 12 straight days at portillos a few years back, i emailed a portillos exec requesting some general health stats on their beef and cheddar croissant and she replied back hastily explaining that Portillos chooses not to disclose any nutritional information regarding their menu items. I found out later there was a reason for this non-disclosure. I came across some info regarding a massively produced underground chemical, referred to as Portillicous, that all edible items on the portillos menu are soaked in for periods of no less than 12 days. Portillicous is also sprayed on, infused, injected, brushed and transfused- depending on the nature of the food being treated. There is another drug called Arbymosotosis, commonly used to combat addiction to the chemical Portillicous found in certain beef and cheddar products at a well known fast food chain. Even so, Arbymosotosis is said to cause extreme depression and anxiety as a symptom of withdrawal. But even more current evidence has proven that the combination of Arbymosotosis in high doses with Portillicous at high doses produces a “balancing effect,” thus offsetting any adverse effects from either of the drugs. With the 5 beef and Cheddars for $5.95 on the horizon at Arby’s and the summer heat calling all cars to the rapid turnover of the Portillos drive-thru, you should have no problem getting your fix of beef and cheddar all for the better.
Beef and Cheddar Beef Beef and Cheddar
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