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New Species Discovered

[ 1 Comment ] Posted by Dicky Relifonic on 09.19.07 under Dicky's Posts, Pigeons, Research

So I went to Las Vegas last spring for a Pigeon Convention and to also conduct some research on my own. While I was there, I went to a spring training baseball game between the Chicago Cubs and the Los Angeles Dodgers to study the habits of Pigeons at professional sporting events. To my suprise, the most interesting thing I observed was not a pigeon, but another type of species. I do not have a name for this rare breed yet, but it does contain some human elements and also seems to be able to observe the baseball game and have emotional reactions to it. Athough I was unable to to decipher if this beast was able to communicate in any known human languages, it did let out many yells and other strange noises mainly in reaction to the baseball game. I have provided a few pictures here and a brief analysis.

As you can see, this rare breed has great fluffy hair, sweet shades and a glorious stache. He or She also seems to have some type of camouflage mechanism similar to a chameleon. It is able to blend in well with the Cubs crowd. I was curious to know if it would of changed into Doogers gear if I were to of brought it into a section of Doogers fans. Although I did have some tools for catching pigeons, I would not of been able to cage this animal and transport it. It would of required a cage used for a Grizzly Bear or some sort of giant rodent. Onward.

I wanted to show this picture as an example of the creature’s emotional reaction to the baseball game. As you can see, its body movements are a direct reaction to the excitement on the baseball field. A beast this rare must be controlled by a higher being.

Look at this thing!! It is having a good time, socializing!! I welcome any feedback if you can tell me how this beast was able to generate rapport among the humans. And like I said, it wasn’t speaking any known human language. Keep that in mind.