Tark Malookmen

[ Post Comment ] Posted by Dicky Relifonic on 10.17.08 under Uncategorized

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Terry sent me an email about a couple of his friends.  I thought I would share it.

Tark Malookmen:

Nothing like a man with some hairy arms and a good sense of humor. Got
those patches of fur right up and down the outside of the arm around
the bicep, and he tells a good joke, now and again. He once called an
ambulance for his wife and reported that she had lost her looks, he
had a knack for the ugly ones. good old Tart Mulookmen, the hairy arm
jokester.

Sham Weatherstone:

Sham Weatherstone, reads the bible to his grand kids and makes honey
in the back yard for his disabled pet rat. A simple man, he dont get
his kicks of regular guy stuff. Won an award at the Milwaukee county
fair for wearing a beard of bees, yep…a god damm bee beard. Youd
think his wife would of been mad, but he aint got no wife, hes gay.
The funny thing is, his significant other hates bees but loves honey.
How about that kanoodling bee bearded bible buddy butt pumpin Sham
Weatherstone.

GaryGrandiossa:

Cleaning pools and playing magic while fisting quarters into time
crisis II was about all he could take before he took the northbound
train back to the end of the line. That fist fucking, shit shoveling,
role playing guru Gary Grandiossa. Only guy in town who can juggle
flame torches while reciting the points of vulnerability of all the
original gathering members in pig latin while driving his testerosa
with his feat. Gary Grandiossa got his testerosa while flame juggling
torches fell on his crotch but werent supposed’ta.

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