Daren Hamscotty

Posted by Dicky Relifonic on 06.06.08 11:11AM under Dicky's Posts

 Daren Hamscotty

I got the following email from Daren Hamscotty the other day.  I thought I would share it with everyone.  He is a friend of Klytar’s.  He is rough around the edges, but once you get to know him he starts to warm up.

Yo Bro,

 

Its Daren Hamscotty, just droppin you a few lines about herbal supplements. Did you know the earth is a magical place of healing? With a little devotion, sacrifice and some general know-how, my top dog Dr. Blu came up with one hell-of-a one a day herbal power pack. He calls it “Tempered Beast” and it comes in packs of 5, 13, 27 and 4,000. Its just one dissolving capsule a day and you’ll feel like you want to fuck anything that walks in front of you and snap the heads off of anything that don’t agree with your desires. I fucked a roaming butterfly yesterday and then rammed a 18inch sub down my girls “whoo hoo” (her names Tisha)because she was playing with her hair all funny- AND I DIDN’T LIKE IT.

Anywho, if you want to feel like a king and have the power to go with it, look me up online at IBLUABEAST.com

 

Gotta Run,

 

D Ham

 

Ps- I lost my right pinkie finger last night when I told my friend to slam his car door on it because I thought it wouldn’t hurt.

 

PSS- IT DIDN’T

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