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Posted by Terry Klytar on 02.12.08 11:57AM under Newports, Terry's Posts

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Well, “alone time” was not what i really had in mind.

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Is the pumpkin gay now too?

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“I cant believe i intially told you i didnt want to spend the whole day in the back of your uncles pickup truck with a bunch of watermelons all over my nuts. What other spherical fruit/driving combinations could we do?”

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“I bet the news that i contracted Hepatitis from their maid and gave it to both of them will get rid of those retarded gasping noises their making right now. Shit, my boner is going to hit this tube akwardly, isnt it.”

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…So, is it the finger in her ass or this stupid fucking bunny hill thats making her scream?? Oh shit, im sorry Brenda, that was supposed to be a shocker just for Kelly, but i didnt realize your assholes were in such close proximity to eachother…

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“It was a good competitive match Gregory, I do concur, but I do feel, and this is just me, that our opposition has a slight edge in their continual altering of the size of the weekly game ball provided. ”

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The three openly agreed that killing her before setting her on fire helped reduce those awkward facial expressions the camera most certainly would have picked up on her face should she have been kept alive through the burning process.

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