Mrs Butterworth, Betty Crocker and the Raisin godess

[ Post Comment ] Posted by Terry Klytar on 10.10.07 under Terry's Posts

How could i get Betty Crocker to remember me before shes dead? In her will; by gifting me the most lavish prize crocker points could ever get anyone? Or is letting me spend 1 night in the fantasy land of B crockers snatch ahhh hmm

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How do I remind Mrs Butterworth what a sticky situation she puts me in all the time? Every time i pump her on my waffles or cinnamon toast sticks…Do i just increase my pancake intake and forget about the rest or do i call up the questionable milado for a late night snack of whatever falls below her nutritional value and calories per serving?

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And As the Sun Maid Mrs Raisin just as di-vine as she is, I go for her box; we can rendezvous and speak anatomy; But it all stems from me knowing she is un-grapeful as mine is a raisin.

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But ultimately, after Mrs Butterworths gateway fuck into Auntie Jemima, which is nice….
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I still cant stem away from celebrating what modern cosmetic surgery can do to an old prune.

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