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Craigs List Hooked ‘er

[ 5 Comments ] Posted by Terry Klytar on 08.23.07 under Terry's Posts, craigs list, services

The pride of Wautoma is both a Supper Club called Silvercryst and their unspoken abundance of Craigs List Hookers . Also shown is the classic escort rendezvous point in wamsutter while the nickname for Craigs List Hookers in Council Bluffs happens to be a “Council Bluff”

You can go to any major cities craigs list hub, such as Wamsutter, Wyoming, Council Bluffs, Iowa or Wautoma, Wisconsin and one type of posting will be as consistently abundant in every town about as much as the number of hotties you could target and nail at any truck stop arcade or the number of 30 year old pc gamer journalist virgins in downtown San Fran… what im saying is youll find ALOT. I will get to the posts im referring to but I would first like to clear up something about Dicky’s last post about putting down the weed- First off, coming from a guy who probably thinks my bong is a sex toy and that rubbers are just funny tasting baloons, its hard to take anything serious from a guy who knows as much about the real stuff in life as a captive new born hienna with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. I will get to the point and make it simple- Smoke em if you got em. Now let me smoke this J before I move a head…

Okay, Craigs List Hookers are on the prowl and are beautiful. They are full of life and carry an unrivaled level of self confidence and positive energy in themselves that transfers to anything that penetrates one. Aside from their sheer abundance in every significant city, my sexual organ has about as many fresh opportunities on any one craigs list hooker as my car has working windows (3, as of the March ‘05 incident I will refer to as “the rock and a piece of shit scratch off loto vendor in downtown Little Rock” ). If your lucky, as my broken window gets fixed and presents another opportunity to roll it down on a fast stretch of highway and breath a little, you may come across a CLH (craigs list hooker) with more than “3 working windows.” So, that brings up a double positive. We not only have a variety of places to find CLHs but we have a variety of places to put it in any one of them. So Have A PARTY- Invite your friends over and split the bill. Another benefit if you find the girl with the right benefits package that allows for a co-dependent

GO On A VACATION- Ever been to the top of the Eiffel tower with your good friend and given him a good high five? CLH. Ever been to Asia and fortified yourself between the depths of the Great Walls of China ?(Beverly Kim in Sarasota, look her up and tell her The Klyt sent you)

Animal Magnetism at Play

Ill give you a true story…So im all the over the place up in Bismarck, ND

http://www.bismarck.org/

and cant control my natural and exhilarating urges to want to inject myself right into the culture of the great Northern Plains. I pull into a La Quinta (and later pull out of a Ms Quinta) and use their free lobby wi fi and locate the nearest bank of CLHs. (Happens to be a hefty selection right here in Bismark). I call one up that i do a little read up on and she is over to La Quinta sharing some vanilla diet coke and ronrico rum and before we know it weve invented 13 new positions just a notch over the 3 hour mark and then suddenly find ourselves taking notes on the home shopping network for a nifty collection of anti streaking glass solvents we both happen to be oddly and simialry in love with. Your wondering now, did i buy the solvents- I sure did, one case for me and one for my beautiful mistress of the cool midnight air of southern downtown bismarck north dakota on that harmonious November 29th evening.

my memory allowed me to draw what i could remember “Ms Bismarck” on some La Quinta note paper shortly after intercourse while i was taking a crap in the hotel lobby.

There is no climactic ending here, because you only design your own ending when you want it to be right there in sight, and Terry Klytar has a few more cities hes never been to and a couple more CLHs he needs to check in with.

whats that you say? I can find HER on Craigs List?!
So before you excuse yourself to go on your own trip to Pump Town and Depth Row, take a look at some of the current postings from ladies(for the most part) from around our great nation that are waiting for your sleuthing. For Clarification, I have referred to a common group of people that include individuals and social themes such as escorts, call girls, sex dates, pussy eating sessionsers, drink and fucks, movie and analers, bi-curiousosas, bust-downs, shallow suckers, casual encounters w/ sex, fuck me nows, not for romance-just for fuckings, horny hotties, sluts for sale, girl looking for punishers etc as hookers in this post. As long as sex is included and youll be sticking it in a women, regardless of what or who else is in the room, with or without a price tag- than we shall leave things simple and all agree to understand that hooker is a tag for it all. But please dont confuse a craigs list hooker with just a plain date or missed connection or long-term relationship or just for drinks, dinner and a movie, friendship or anyone “seeking” anything beyond sinking the sub. This is short term investing, were not in ‘er for the long haul.

Fuck and Truck

-Female trucker looking for Male with CDL, Class A “air brakes” and Hazmat cert to take over the wheel and let me get on your handle with some interstate oral on lengthy spud route from Idaho to Wisco. Will go 50/50 on all interstate tolls.

Arcade Operator looking for “Space Invader”

Pump some credit into my machines, $20 gets you 4 plays, $100 gets you access to the whole arcade.

2-4 players welcome

Titties in your faces!!! FMF

looking for the M to our FMF threesome. 2 sets of big ass titties and a trampoline await. $500 for the night, sorry no sleep overs. Email Char and Coco Butter.

Gentle Sexer not for this Met-rx Flexer

Professional female body builder with great tan looking to build on nothing more than 3 minutes of me pounding you until your dick falls off.

Tea Bagger looking for some celestial seasoning

We will consume an assortment of entirely organic fruits, nuts and vegetables to ensure that any bodily fluids that exit the body during intercourse, fellatio and cunnilingus will taste of purely natural and non-chemical/artificial based substances. Payment and drop off for my services can be made in front of Whole Foods

Lonely Off-shore Oil Refiner looking for a skilled male 69′er.

Cum with helicopter, leave with a slick dick. No need to grease these oil workers palms, will work down the shaft for good company and a few hours off the rig.

Ugly Balding Fat Chick with terminal illness needs a gun that shoots blanks

Locked and Loaded not for me, but if you have no self esteem, are blind or find yourself in Study Butte, Texas and wondered what screwing 50 pound flaps and folds feels like in 110 degree heat and 95% humidity, look up blimp rentals in the yellow pages and ask for Dawn.