The Pit Boss that deserves to live in Gary

Posted by Terry Klytar on 07.27.07 10:47AM under Gary River Boats, Terry's Posts

I was at the Resorts Casino the other weekend and the pit boss cut me off for what i think was an intimidating look from me in his direction after i had spent the day visiting my favorite bars and pubs in downtown Calumet City. Once your cut off in a river boat casino (and im strictly talking Northwest Indiana River boats here) you have about a .01% chance of being reinstated in the next 12 hours and at the same time, the friendly Indiana cocktail waitresses turn on you. “Hey I just want a water, ” I yell to Deb as i try to grab her ass and fall halfway off my stool at the same time, not because i cant handle my booze but everything seems to pull away from you when you are cut off on a riverboat in Gary. She cocks her head halfway back around as she shakes her flabby ass down the corridor of tables, gives me the glazed stare…but she did come back with my water about 4 days later. I exchange words with this pit boss Dave for the next 3 hours off and on and now security is trying to accuse me of things i have clearly not done. I manage to sweet talk my way out of these skirmishes every hour or so, but Dave keeps sending back in more troops and trying to get me out of there for all its worth.This pit boss has a jealousy factor on me and in turn has it in for me. He clearly belongs to be pitting a boat in close proximity to Gary. I take a few hundred from a low limit black jack table and move to another low limit black jack table so i can position myself right in front of the computer Dave is entering frequent flier miles into. When you start to get tired because your booze feed has been taken away but you cant quite fight off the itch to gamble, the composure that holds back the hostility for the assbaged pit boss diminishes and its time to heckle. “Dave, you get that tie in Gary’s giftshop at the end of one of those trolly tours?” Daves from Gary I have a feeling at this point, if not for it being printed right below his name on his tag connected to his $75 suit. But its not the booze speaking, because everyone else in the room is having a love affair with my me, but i cant seem to come around on Dave. Its a classic match of “he started it”, and im up against Dave and his useless arsenal of security call-ins, booze cut-offs and comedic threats. I have the upper hand in the fight to stay because the casino has the ultimate say and they want my money- but when it comes down to being undeservedly cut-off in a gary river boat casino because a singular pit boss has some reservations about you for undisclosed reasons, it may not be objective and fair to you, but sometimes its best to just brush it off and acknowledge to yourself…this man will drive his corsica home tonight somewhere in the suburbs of Gary. ~ Terry

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  1. Posted by Spud on 07.31.07 1:47 pm

    I usually start yelling Shaka Kaun–I have always found success with that.